Did you hear about the dyslexic Zookeeper who gave Viagra to a dangerous crocodile? He read somewhere that it’s good for treating reptile dysfunction.
When you’re a midget shorts don’t exist, only trousers and super long legged trousers.
Why can´t you hear crickets in Africa? They ate them all
Q. What’s the difference between a collection of decapitated heads and a Ferrari? A. I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt.
I like my women how I like my coffee. Without some other guys dick in it.