Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Friends Trust

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -12

My friend doesn’t trust me. I told him he could borrow my Microsoft Office 2003 but he said my word wasn’t good enough.

Laptop

in Dirty Jokes
+27 -24

Just had the following conversation with my wife.

Wife: Why is the laptop sticky?
Me: It’s not what you think, it’s ice cream.
Wife: How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?
Me: Have you ever tried eating ice-cream and masterbating at the same time?

68 Position

in Pick Up Lines
+24 -21

Man: Do you want a 68?
Woman: What’s that?
Man: You do me and I’ll owe you 1.

Psychiatrist

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -8

Just told my wife I’ve been seeing a psychiatrist. She told me she’s been seeing a psychiatrist, a bartender and 2 plumbers.

Memory Transfer

in Surreal Jokes
+23 -20

Have you heard about this new thing you can have that transfers the thoughts and memories of one person to another person. It’s called a CONVERSATION.

Strippers

in General Jokes
+23 -20

If strippers are ‘exotic dancers’ then does that mean drug dealers are really ‘exotic pharmacists’?