Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Muslim Violence

in Religious Jokes
+50 -47

It’s sad to see so much violence coming from the Muslim community in recent weeks. On the plus side my local Halal butcher has had some great deals on meat.

Feminists

in Political Jokes
+35 -32

Feminists are always wanting to be equal to men? Why not try to be better than men? This shows a lack of ambition which is why men are better.

Gambling

in General Jokes
+23 -20

I no longer see my wife and kids and it’s all because of gambling.

I won loads of money and moved to Brazil.

Road-kill

in Surreal Jokes
+25 -22

My friend got me a book for my birthday called ‘Recipes for Cooking Road-kill’. I found some road-kill the other day, cooked it and it was delicious.. Not sure what to do with the bicycle though.

Last Week

in Yo Mama Jokes
+37 -34

Yo mama is so fat that half of her body is still in last week!

Mole

in Dirty Jokes
+14 -11

Just been to see the doctor about a mole on the end of my dick. He told me I should be OK but he also reported me to the RSPCA.