What’s black and stuck on the ceiling?
A not very good electrician.
Did you hear about the Indian wife beater?
He punches his wife every day at 7pm on the dot.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the dentist to fix the Bluetooth on her iPhone.
It’s sad to see so much violence coming from the Muslim community in recent weeks. On the plus side my local Halal butcher has had some great deals on meat.
I no longer see my wife and kids and it’s all because of gambling.
I won loads of money and moved to Brazil.
Yo mama is so fat that half of her body is still in last week!