If cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter-face down, what happens when you drop a cat with buttered toast strapped on its back?
Just had the following conversation with my wife.
Wife: Why is the laptop sticky? Me: It’s not what you think, it’s ice cream. Wife: How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop? Me: Have you ever tried eating ice-cream and masterbating at the same time?
Man: Do you want a 68? Woman: What’s that? Man: You do me and I’ll owe you 1.
Just told my wife I’ve been seeing a psychiatrist. She told me she’s been seeing a psychiatrist, a bartender and 2 plumbers.
Have you heard about this new thing you can have that transfers the thoughts and memories of one person to another person. It’s called a CONVERSATION.
If strippers are ‘exotic dancers’ then does that mean drug dealers are really ‘exotic pharmacists’?