Q. How did the chicken get to the other side? A. Suicide
Q. Why do women defy the laws of gravity? A. Because the heavier they get the easier they are to pick up.
Unbeatable prices, beatable customers… United Airlines.
I said ‘Hello’ to a feminist the other day. My trial starts next week.
I’ve just renamed my WiFi network to “Police Surveillance Van #02”. That should keep my gypsy neighbours on their toes for a while.
I gave my liver a big surprise today, I actually drank a glass of water.