My friend got mad at me the other day for smelling his sister’s underwear. I think it might have been because she was still wearing them, or because it was in front of his family. Either way, it made the rest of the funeral really awkward.
What’s the difference between a whore and a wife?
A wife accepts credit cards.
Just found out today that I’m colorblind… It really came out of the purple.
Have you heard about that new TV program about origami? It’s paper view.
Just hired a baby sitter for Valentines Day for only $10 per hour. I don’t have any children but they’re a lot cheaper than escorts.
What’s black and stuck on the ceiling?
A not very good electrician.