Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Job

in Dirty Jokes
+34 -30

What is the difference between a job and a dead prostitute?
A job still sucks.

Hay Fever

in General Jokes
+20 -16

If pollen is ‘plant sperm’ then does that mean people who suffer from hay fever are actually being raped trees?

If so then trees should be chopped down as revenge in my opinion.

Landscape Gardener

in General Jokes
+8 -4

Hired a landscape gardener but he’s said he’s unable to help me because my garden is portrait.

Christmas Shopping

in Relationship Jokes
+17 -13

I finally got my own back for Christmas shopping: I took my girlfriend into eight different pubs without getting a drink and then went back into the first one and bought a pint.

Chicken

in Animal Jokes
+36 -32

Q. How did the chicken get to the other side?
A. Suicide

Gravity

in General Jokes
+38 -34

Q. Why do women defy the laws of gravity?
A. Because the heavier they get the easier they are to pick up.