Unbeatable prices, beatable customers… United Airlines.
I said ‘Hello’ to a feminist the other day. My trial starts next week.
I’ve just renamed my WiFi network to “Police Surveillance Van #02”. That should keep my gypsy neighbours on their toes for a while.
I gave my liver a big surprise today, I actually drank a glass of water.
Q. Why is an Australian kiss better than a French kiss?
A. Because they’re down-under.
What do dating and driving have in common? They both involve being chased by the police if you go too fast.