Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

United Airlines Advert

in General Jokes
+24 -20

Unbeatable prices, beatable customers… United Airlines.

Feminist

in General Jokes
+26 -22

I said ‘Hello’ to a feminist the other day. My trial starts next week.

Wifi

in General Jokes
+15 -11

I’ve just renamed my WiFi network to “Police Surveillance Van #02”. That should keep my gypsy neighbours on their toes for a while.

Big Surprise

in General Jokes
+17 -13

I gave my liver a big surprise today, I actually drank a glass of water.

Australian Kiss

in Dirty Jokes
+29 -25

Q. Why is an Australian kiss better than a French kiss?

A. Because they’re down-under.

Dating

in General Jokes
+21 -17

What do dating and driving have in common?
They both involve being chased by the police if you go too fast.