My wife is so bad at cooking we usually pray after eating our food.
I hate job interviews, they always end badly. I just never seem to be able to pick the right moment to lean in and go for the kiss.
Had a one night stand last year that went horribly wrong, we’re now married.
The following conversation took place in a hospital.
Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man is here, he says he had an appointment.” Doctor: “Tell him i cant see him.”
A friend says to me “What rhymes with orange?” I said “No, it doesn’t!”
Did you fall from heaven????
Because your face is pretty messed up!!