Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Wifi

in General Jokes
+15 -11

I’ve just renamed my WiFi network to “Police Surveillance Van #02”. That should keep my gypsy neighbours on their toes for a while.

Big Surprise

in General Jokes
+17 -13

I gave my liver a big surprise today, I actually drank a glass of water.

Australian Kiss

in Dirty Jokes
+29 -25

Q. Why is an Australian kiss better than a French kiss?

A. Because they’re down-under.

Dating

in General Jokes
+21 -17

What do dating and driving have in common?
They both involve being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Money

in Political Jokes
+32 -28

They say money is the root of all evil which is why I never give any money to Africa. They have enough problems already.

Poker

in Relationship Jokes
+13 -9

The following conversation took place between an unemployed husband and his wife.
Husband: Today I’m gonna take you out for a meal.
Wife: Wow, did you manage to find a job?
Husband: No, I lost the house playing poker.