Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Sex Tape

in Dirty Jokes
+15 -11

My next door neighbours made a sex tape last night. They don’t know that yet.

Bad Cooking

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -11

My wife is so bad at cooking we usually pray after eating our food.

Last Night

in Relationship Jokes
+27 -23

Last night my wife came up to me wearing sexy lingerie and told me I can do anything I want so I decided to tie her up and go to the bar for a few drinks.

Job Interviews

in General Jokes
+17 -13

I hate job interviews, they always end badly. I just never seem to be able to pick the right moment to lean in and go for the kiss.

One Night Stand

in Relationship Jokes
+20 -16

Had a one night stand last year that went horribly wrong, we’re now married.

Travelling

in Political Jokes
+17 -13

It’s sad how scary travelling has become since terrorism started.
I remember the old days when seeing an unattended bag made you feel happy because you could take it home without feeling scared and sometimes it had a laptop inside.