I used to have a job working at a garage fitting tires but I couldn’t handle the pressure.
Q. Why are there so many female archaeologists? A. Because bitchez love digging up the past.
Whoever said money doesn’t grow on trees has obviously never grown weed.
What do Benefit street and Sesame street have in common?
They both have a big bird, a guy living in a bin and people trying to learn the alphabet.
Scientists in Japan have just invest a new camera with a shutter speed that is so fast that they claim they can actually photograph a women with her mouth closed.
Worst thing to say in a job interview:
“Does your company block porno websites and how long do I get for toilet breaks? “