Just made a new website for orphans, there’s no homepage.
Have you heard about that new TV program about origami? It’s paper view.
Just hired a baby sitter for Valentines Day for only $10 per hour. I don’t have any children but they’re a lot cheaper than escorts.
What’s the difference between a whore and a wife?
A wife accepts credit cards.
Just found out today that I’m colorblind… It really came out of the purple.
What’s black and stuck on the ceiling?
A not very good electrician.