Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Motivational Advice

in General Jokes
+27 -23

If ‘Plan A’ fails remember that you still have 25 other letters left.

Toxic Masculinity

in Dirty Jokes
+16 -12

A term made up by women no one will fuck.

Crazy Statistic

in Surreal Jokes
+49 -45

Just heard on the radio that apparantly 1 in 20 people live next door to a peodophile.

I don’t… I live next to a really fit 12 year old.

Cats

in Animal Jokes
+58 -54

If cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter-face down, what happens when you drop a cat with buttered toast strapped on its back?

Sex Tape

in Relationship Jokes
+23 -19

Me and the wife decided to make our own sex tape, but she got really angry when I started to hold auditions for her part.

Orphans

in Animal Jokes
+65 -61

Just made a new website for orphans, there’s no homepage.