If ‘Plan A’ fails remember that you still have 25 other letters left.
A term made up by women no one will fuck.
Just heard on the radio that apparantly 1 in 20 people live next door to a peodophile.
I don’t… I live next to a really fit 12 year old.
If cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter-face down, what happens when you drop a cat with buttered toast strapped on its back?
Me and the wife decided to make our own sex tape, but she got really angry when I started to hold auditions for her part.
Just made a new website for orphans, there’s no homepage.