I’ve managed to loose loads of weight this month. The whole ‘not having any money for food’ thing is really working well.
Heard on the news this morning that Donald Trump’s library caught fire last night. Apparently over 2,000 coloring books were destroyed.
Overcome awkward silences on those first dates by bringing an air horn with you.
What is the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.
I wish I were a unicorn…. so I could stab idiots with my head.
Do you know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.