What is the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.
I wish I were a unicorn…. so I could stab idiots with my head.
Heard on the news this morning that Donald Trump’s library caught fire last night. Apparently over 2,000 coloring books were destroyed.
After having a wife for 10 years I finally understand why the word gay also means happy.
Do you know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.
Last night I spent the entire evening watching Jaws 3. My wife, her mother and her sister all came over and were talking all night.