What do you call an expert fisherman? A Master Baiter.
Q. What do you call a muscular Arab Price? A. Protein Sheikh
Did you fall from heaven????
Because your face is pretty messed up!!
I’ve managed to loose loads of weight this month. The whole ‘not having any money for food’ thing is really working well.
I wish I were a unicorn…. so I could stab idiots with my head.
Overcome awkward silences on those first dates by bringing an air horn with you.