Can’t believe how crap this no more tears shampoo is. I’ve been feeding it to my kid for the past hour and he still hasn’t stopped crying.
I’ll never forget my Grandads last words… “Are you sure it’s safe to store 1 tonne of fireworks in the kitchen? “
Last night I spent the entire evening watching Jaws 3. My wife, her mother and her sister all came over and were talking all night.
Cant believe how cheeky my son is. I bought him a bb gun for christmas and he got me a sweatshirt with a bullseye on the back.
The following conversation took place between a couple of eggs boiling in a pan.
Egg 1: I’ve got a huge crack!! Egg 2: Stop teasing me, I’m not hard yet.
If ‘Plan A’ fails remember that you still have 25 other letters left.