What’s the difference between a ginger person and a shoe? A shoe has a soul.
A recent survey has shown that the favorite position of married couples is doggy style.
This is where the husband sits and begs while the wife rolls around playing dead.
My friend got mad at me the other day for smelling his sister’s underwear. I think it might have been because she was still wearing them, or because it was in front of his family. Either way, it made the rest of the funeral really awkward.
Just made a new website for orphans, there’s no homepage.
Have you heard about that new TV program about origami? It’s paper view.
Just hired a baby sitter for Valentines Day for only $10 per hour. I don’t have any children but they’re a lot cheaper than escorts.