After having a wife for 10 years I finally understand why the word gay also means happy.
Do you know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.
Last night I spent the entire evening watching Jaws 3. My wife, her mother and her sister all came over and were talking all night.
Cant believe how cheeky my son is. I bought him a bb gun for christmas and he got me a sweatshirt with a bullseye on the back.
The following conversation took place between a couple of eggs boiling in a pan.
Egg 1: I’ve got a huge crack!! Egg 2: Stop teasing me, I’m not hard yet.
If ‘Plan A’ fails remember that you still have 25 other letters left.