My next door neighbours made a sex tape last night. They don’t know that yet.
My wife is so bad at cooking we usually pray after eating our food.
Last night my wife came up to me wearing sexy lingerie and told me I can do anything I want so I decided to tie her up and go to the bar for a few drinks.
I hate job interviews, they always end badly. I just never seem to be able to pick the right moment to lean in and go for the kiss.
Had a one night stand last year that went horribly wrong, we’re now married.
A friend says to me “What rhymes with orange?” I said “No, it doesn’t!”