What do Benefit street and Sesame street have in common?
They both have a big bird, a guy living in a bin and people trying to learn the alphabet.
Whoever said money doesn’t grow on trees has obviously never grown weed.
Worst thing to say in a job interview:
“Does your company block porno websites and how long do I get for toilet breaks? “
Feminists are always wanting to be equal to men? Why not try to be better than men? This shows a lack of ambition which is why men are better.
Scientists in Japan have just invest a new camera with a shutter speed that is so fast that they claim they can actually photograph a women with her mouth closed.
A man walks into the Doctors wearing only cling film pants.
The Doctor says ” I can clearly see your nuts”