Q. Why do women defy the laws of gravity? A. Because the heavier they get the easier they are to pick up.
Black Friday special. Stay at home and save 100%.
Q. How did the chicken get to the other side? A. Suicide
Unbeatable prices, beatable customers… United Airlines.
I said ‘Hello’ to a feminist the other day. My trial starts next week.
I’ve just renamed my WiFi network to “Police Surveillance Van #02”. That should keep my gypsy neighbours on their toes for a while.