Yo mamas ass is so fat when she sits down she becomes 3 ft taller.
I used to have a job working at a garage fitting tires but I couldn’t handle the pressure.
What’s black and stuck on the ceiling?
A not very good electrician.
Q. Why are there so many female archaeologists? A. Because bitchez love digging up the past.
What do Benefit street and Sesame street have in common?
They both have a big bird, a guy living in a bin and people trying to learn the alphabet.
Whoever said money doesn’t grow on trees has obviously never grown weed.