Why is there a ‘d’ in the word fridge but not in the word refrigerator?
The following conversation took place between me and my girlfriend.
Girlfriend: Do you want to get married? Me: Sure. Girlfriend: Great, when? Me: Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on a ship, they used her as an anchor!
Four out of five dentists recommended flossing every day.
The other one is out killing lions.
I’m putting out vodka and potatoes for Santa this year. I heard he lost his job to a Polish guy.
My wife is so selfish when we make love she screams out her own name.