The following conversation took place between me and my girlfriend.
Girlfriend: Do you want to get married? Me: Sure. Girlfriend: Great, when? Me: Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl.
Four out of five dentists recommended flossing every day.
The other one is out killing lions.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on a ship, they used her as an anchor!
I’m putting out vodka and potatoes for Santa this year. I heard he lost his job to a Polish guy.
My wife is so selfish when we make love she screams out her own name.
I heard if you drink every day that means your an alcoholic so I now only drink at night.