Did you know there is a large breed of chicken that is black and lays black eggs? Don’t believe me?
Just Google “big black cocks”.
T-shirt stands for Tyrannosaurus-Shirt because it has short arms.
Mary had a little lamb, fries, salad and a bottle of coke.
This year I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…
Not because I like snow but because I’m racist.
Can’t believe how dangerous the streets are becoming! Just this afternoon I stole an old ladys handbag and punched someone at a bus stop.
Just had an email about a cheap holiday in Syria. Don’t think I’ll BEHEADING to the Middle East any time soon.