Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

zoo

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -7

My girlfriend asked me to take her to the zoo yesterday. I told her if they want to collect her they know where she lives.

25 Years Today

in Relationship Jokes
+18 -13

Been with my wife 25 years today. Having sex with the same person for all that time takes a lot of dedication. I don’t know how she managed it.

Trash

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -14

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife before bed.

Wife: Have you emptied the trash tonight?
Husband: Erm no, I’ll do it in the morning.
Wife: What about the cat?
Husband: I can ask but I think it might be a bit too heavy for him to lift.

Fridge

in Surreal Jokes
+56 -51

Why is there a ‘d’ in the word fridge but not in the word refrigerator?

Married

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -11

The following conversation took place between me and my girlfriend.

Girlfriend: Do you want to get married?
Me: Sure.
Girlfriend: Great, when?
Me: Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl.

Yo Mama Ship

in Yo Mama Jokes
+44 -39

Yo mama so fat that when she went on a ship, they used her as an anchor!