Mary had a little lamb, fries, salad and a bottle of coke.
This year I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…
Not because I like snow but because I’m racist.
Can’t believe how dangerous the streets are becoming! Just this afternoon I stole an old ladys handbag and punched someone at a bus stop.
Just had an email about a cheap holiday in Syria. Don’t think I’ll BEHEADING to the Middle East any time soon.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it… My illegal logging business is a great success.
What do you call an expert fisherman? A Master Baiter.