Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Mar

Hug

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+26 -21

Sometimes all a man needs from a woman is a nice hug…. around the penis with a vagina.

Sep

Health

By JamesA

in Racist Jokes

+30 -25

Q. What do you call an Indian who cares about his health?
A. Soshul Distan Singh.

Oct

Weight

By Rodney

in Sports Jokes

+26 -21

Really struggling to keep my weight down at the moment.

Tried jogging but I keep running into restaurants.

May

Sainsburys

By TommyT

in General Jokes

+17 -12

I love Sainsburys. Just found a button on the self-checkout machines that says “cancel payment”. If you press it you can walk out of the store without paying.

What a great supermarket.

Jun

Trouser Present

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+22 -17

Q. Why is a pair of trousers with the pockets cut out the best present you can give a teenage boy?
A. Because it’s something to wear and something to play with at the same time.

May

Hot Weather

By Dave

in General Jokes

+23 -18

The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops.
Although, they do make me look a bit gay.