Knocked on my neighbours door and just had the following conversation.
Me: Your son has just run out in front of my car, I nearly killed him!! Neighbour: I’m so sorry, he won’t be doing it again. Me: I know he won’t, the paramedic said he probably won’t walk again.
Q. Why is a pair of trousers with the pockets cut out the best present you can give a teenage boy?
A. Because it’s something to wear and something to play with at the same time.