Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

May

Irresponsible Dad

By Tim

in General Jokes

+23 -18

Kid: Wah wah, my toy is broke.
Dad: Don’t worry duct tape can fix it. *Puts tape over kids mouth*

Jul

Super Lazy

By Freddy

in General Jokes

+25 -20

I’ve decided to be super lazy today. It’s a lot like normal lazy but i’m also wearing a cape.

Mar

25 Years Today

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+18 -13

Been with my wife 25 years today. Having sex with the same person for all that time takes a lot of dedication. I don’t know how she managed it.

Jun

Funerals

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+34 -29

Three things funerals and sex have in common!

1. They both put a stiff in a box.
2. They both require lots of tissues.
3. They can both sometimes make people cry.

Jan

zoo

By Sam

in Relationship Jokes

+12 -7

My girlfriend asked me to take her to the zoo yesterday. I told her if they want to collect her they know where she lives.

Feb

Trash

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+19 -14

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife before bed.

Wife: Have you emptied the trash tonight?
Husband: Erm no, I’ll do it in the morning.
Wife: What about the cat?
Husband: I can ask but I think it might be a bit too heavy for him to lift.