Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Painful Procedure

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -13

Yesterday I went through a costly and painful procedure that required me to have my spine and both testicles removed.

Still, I got some fantastic wedding presents.

Dentists

in General Jokes
+31 -25

The following conversation took place at the dentists.

Dentist: You’re gonna feel a little pain in your lower jaw *dentist throws a punch*
Patient: Ahh, why??
Dentist: That’s for not flossing you little sh*t!

Up All Night

in Disabled Jokes
+31 -25

Stayed up all night trying to remember if I have amnesia or insomnia.

Life

in General Jokes
+38 -32

Q. Why is life like toilet paper?
A. Because you’re either on a roll or some a$$hole is crapping on you.

Interview

in General Jokes
+24 -18

I had a job interview yesterday and I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little.

The interviewer asked “Are you nervous?”
I replied, “No, I always give 110%.”

Librarian

in General Jokes
+25 -19

Asked a librarian the other day if she had any books about paranoia.

She whispered: “They’re right behind you.”