Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Methane Emissions

in Political Jokes
+25 -19

Heard on the radio today that global warming is being caused by methane emissions from cows. Does this mean scientists are finally admiting global warming is bullsh*t?

nice eyes

in Racist Jokes
+39 -33

Me: You have nice eyes
Yi Qing Wong: Thanks
Me: Its a shame i cant see them

The belt

in General Jokes
+46 -40

Once I made a belt out of clocks…

It was a waist of time

Gym

in General Jokes
+27 -21

If I refuse to go to the gym does that count as resistance training?

Oreos

in Dirty Jokes
+45 -39

Q. What do Oreos and women have in common?

A. I like to open them and lick the creamy goodness inside.

Relationship Status

in Relationship Jokes
+36 -30

My Current Relationship Status:

Made dinner for two… Ate both.