Heard on the radio today that global warming is being caused by methane emissions from cows. Does this mean scientists are finally admiting global warming is bullsh*t?
Me: You have nice eyes Yi Qing Wong: Thanks Me: Its a shame i cant see them
Once I made a belt out of clocks…
It was a waist of time
If I refuse to go to the gym does that count as resistance training?
Q. What do Oreos and women have in common?
A. I like to open them and lick the creamy goodness inside.
My Current Relationship Status:
Made dinner for two… Ate both.