Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

New Word

in General Jokes
+12 -6

My grasp of the English language is so amazing I actually invented a new word the other day, it’s called “plagiarism”.

Pool Table Balls

in Sports Jokes
+64 -58

How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle it’s balls.

Mustache

in General Jokes
+38 -32

I cant believe some people. You give someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and then suddenly she’s not friends with you any more.

Methane Emissions

in Political Jokes
+25 -19

Heard on the radio today that global warming is being caused by methane emissions from cows. Does this mean scientists are finally admiting global warming is bullsh*t?

nice eyes

in Racist Jokes
+39 -33

Me: You have nice eyes
Yi Qing Wong: Thanks
Me: Its a shame i cant see them

The belt

in General Jokes
+46 -40

Once I made a belt out of clocks…

It was a waist of time