Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Chinese Wisdom

in Racist Jokes
+29 -23

Confucius Say: Naked man who walk through door sideways going to Bangcock.

Learn To Count

in General Jokes
+18 -12

Just finished reading the fifth book in the “learning to count” trilogy.

Peanut Factory

in General Jokes
+13 -7

Q. Why did the detective get fired after the peanut factory was robbed?

A. Because he refused to deal with a nut case.

Rap

in General Jokes
+23 -17

Rap is 75% Crap!

Lump Removed

in Surreal Jokes
+8 -2

I went to the hospital yesterday to get a lump removed. He weighed 9 lbs and we’ve named him Dave.

Rubber Toe

in Racist Jokes
+159 -153

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe???

Roberto