Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Chinese Friend

in Racist Jokes
+41 -35

My Chinese best friend died recently. I flew to China for the funeral. It’s strange how when someone dies everywhere you look you see their face.

Psychology Graduate

in Surreal Jokes
+20 -14

Just had a really interesting conversation with a Psychology graduate about how on average people tend to day-dream about 40% of the time. He also said something else that was interesting but I forgot the rest of the conversation, will have to ask him again next time he serves me in McDonald’s.

Why Are Men Like Cars?

in Dirty Jokes
+64 -58

Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.

Accident

in General Jokes
+35 -29

My best friend who sells drugs was involved in an accident the other day and he now only has one hand.

He’s slowly dealing with it.

Head Injury

in General Jokes
+23 -17

My neighbor recently received an unexplained head injury while in his garden and had to go to hospital. Luckily his house is only a stones throw away from mine and I was able to find him and call for help.

World Famous

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+69 -63

My girlfriend recently became a world famous porn star.

She’s gonna be really angry when she finds out.