Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Dec

Wifi

By Bentoq

in General Jokes

+32 -26

I really hate my next door neighbour so I’ve decided to rename my WiFi to ‘Steve-at-no.6-is-a-cunt’

Feb

Headmasters Office

By SteveB

in General Jokes

+15 -9

Got called into the headmasters office today to explain my views on lesbians after insulting a classmate. Apparently, “in HD” wasn’t the correct answer.

Oct

Jogging

By Dave

in General Jokes

+29 -23

I saw my neighbour jogging at 1am this morning.

I said, “It’s a bit late for you Michelle, isn’t it?”

“I couldn’t sleep,” she replied.

“That’s not what I meant, you fat cow.”

Jun

Five Things

By SteveB

in Relationship Jokes

+29 -23

Five things men know about women.

1. They like shoes
2.
3.

Jan

School Lesson

By Dave

in General Jokes

+22 -16

The following conversation took place in a school lesson.

Teacher: So kids what jobs do your parents have?
Simon: My dad is a baker.
Teacher: Very good Simon, anyone else?
Johnny: My dad runs the local prison!!
Teacher: That’s great, is he a prison warden?
Johnny: No he’s just the hardest c*nt in there!!

Apr

Homeless Brother

By Dave

in Political Jokes

+31 -25

After winning the lottery last week I have decided to give my homeless brother a new home. It’s the box from my new 65” TV.