Confucius Say: Naked man who walk through door sideways going to Bangcock.
Rap is 75% Crap!
Q. Why did the detective get fired after the peanut factory was robbed?
A. Because he refused to deal with a nut case.
I went to the hospital yesterday to get a lump removed. He weighed 9 lbs and we’ve named him Dave.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe???
Roberto
If a woman sleeps with a 100 men she’s a slut. If a man does the same thing…. that means he’s a gay.