If I refuse to go to the gym does that count as resistance training?
Q. What do Oreos and women have in common?
A. I like to open them and lick the creamy goodness inside.
My Current Relationship Status:
Made dinner for two… Ate both.
You can tell a lot about a person by their car. For example, if it’s in a ditch, it’s probably owned by a woman.
My girlfriend always smokes after sex so I’ve decided to start using lube.
What do you call a Greek man with a tampon on his head?…
Abzorba the Greek