Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Gym

in General Jokes
+27 -21

If I refuse to go to the gym does that count as resistance training?

Oreos

in Dirty Jokes
+45 -39

Q. What do Oreos and women have in common?

A. I like to open them and lick the creamy goodness inside.

Relationship Status

in Relationship Jokes
+36 -30

My Current Relationship Status:

Made dinner for two… Ate both.

Car

in General Jokes
+21 -15

You can tell a lot about a person by their car. For example, if it’s in a ditch, it’s probably owned by a woman.

Smokes

in Dirty Jokes
+13 -7

My girlfriend always smokes after sex so I’ve decided to start using lube.

Greek Tampon

in Dirty Jokes
+35 -29

What do you call a Greek man with a tampon on his head?…

Abzorba the Greek