I went to the hospital yesterday to get a lump removed. He weighed 9 lbs and we’ve named him Dave.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe???
Roberto
Hey how about we make tonight a not so silent night.
Yo mama is so nasty that when I called her on the phone she gave me an ear infection.
My love is like a roller-coaster, it’s got a weight restriction.
Just had the following conversation with my neighbor.
Neighbor: I’m fed up of your dog crapping in my garden. Me: It wasn’t my dog. Neighbor: How do you know? Me: Because I did it!!