I slept like a log last night…. Woke up in a forest covered with ants.
Me and my wife are total opposites. She donates money to the homeless, I donate money to the topless.
I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase “Thanks for coming” ?
Did they name the white powdery stuff you get at the beach ‘sand’ because it’s between the sea and the land?
The UK government has recently referred to payday loan companies as “idiotic” for trying to target children and get them into debt. I agree, everyone knows the best way to get a child into debt is to offer them a student loan.
Q. What do Islam and sat-navs have in common? A. They both make you smash into buildings if you follow them too closely.