Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

French Lessons

in General Jokes
+20 -13

Love taking French lessons!
Sometimes I get so excited sometimes a little “oui” comes out.

Mum Walking

in Dirty Jokes
+44 -37

Q. What’s worse that your mum walking in on you when you’re watching internet p*rn?

A. Changing the tab to Facebook and then realising your 14 year old sister’s “Beach Holiday” photos are on the monitor.

Text Messages

in Relationship Jokes
+25 -18

The following text messages were exchanged between a boyfriend and girlfriend.

GF: nose
GF: I just typed “nose” with my nose!
BF: penis

Learn To Count

in General Jokes
+18 -12

Just finished reading the fifth book in the “learning to count” trilogy.

Chinese Wisdom

in Racist Jokes
+29 -23

Confucius Say: Naked man who walk through door sideways going to Bangcock.

Rap

in General Jokes
+23 -17

Rap is 75% Crap!