Love taking French lessons! Sometimes I get so excited sometimes a little “oui” comes out.
Q. What’s worse that your mum walking in on you when you’re watching internet p*rn?
A. Changing the tab to Facebook and then realising your 14 year old sister’s “Beach Holiday” photos are on the monitor.
The following text messages were exchanged between a boyfriend and girlfriend.
GF: nose GF: I just typed “nose” with my nose! BF: penis
Just finished reading the fifth book in the “learning to count” trilogy.
Confucius Say: Naked man who walk through door sideways going to Bangcock.
Rap is 75% Crap!