Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Interview

in General Jokes
+28 -21

Just been given a job after the following interview.

Interviewer: Do you have any experience operating heavy machinery?
Me: Does your mum count?
Interviewer: Ha ha, genius, you’re hired!

Thai Bride

in Relationship Jokes
+18 -11

Really fed up with my new Thai bride!

She keeps leaving the toilet seat up!

Scientists Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+63 -56

Me: Do you here what scientists are saying?
Her: No what.
Me: That there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.

Girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -10

I just can’t seem to get a girlfriend even though I can speak two languages fluently.

English and Klingon.

Food Banks

in Political Jokes
+34 -28

It looks like food banks are just as corrupt as normal banks. I deposited a pack of biscuits at my food bank last week and when I went to collect them today they told me they had gone.

Heaven Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+43 -37

Did you fall from heaven?
… Because you remind me of Satan.