Spoke to my son yesterday to teach him about the birds and the bees. He ended up teaching me about my wife and the milkman.
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.
My wife always complains. Last week she was complaining that I never take her anywhere so last night I booked her a table but she still wasn’t happy. Apparently she hates snooker.
Last night my wife allowed me to go on top. I love bunk beds!!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?? SpecialForces
Did you hear about that museum in Ireland? They made an electrified, ‘Do Not Touch’ sign so blind people would get the message as well.