Q. How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None, they don’t need light bulbs.
I hate being bipolar, it’s amazing.
What do you call an Indian with a dot on his head? A push start. What do you call an Indian with a turban on his head? A pull start.
Did you hear about the art class that was robbed today? The police still haven’t been able to catch the thief but they have 22 sketches of his face.
Last night my wife told me she doesn’t like giving bl*wjobs because her jaw starts to hurt. Seems to work fine when she talks for hours on end.
10 reasons why men are lazy:
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