I hate being bipolar, it’s amazing.
I’ve just Wrote a really awesome song about fajitas… Well it’s more of a wrap really.
Had a really stiff neck when I woke up this morning. My wife said she hopes it spreads.
Last night my wife told me she doesn’t like giving bl*wjobs because her jaw starts to hurt. Seems to work fine when she talks for hours on end.
10 reasons why men are lazy:
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If a parrot is able to recite the Lords Prayer does that make it a bird of prey?