Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jun

Priests

By Ted

in Religious Jokes

+12 -4

Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

Sep

Back of Car

By Rodney

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+19 -11

I think I might be the most unlucky person in the world. Last night my wife told me she wants to have sex on the back seat of her car, she was wondering if I could drive.

Sep

On Off

By Rodney

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+17 -9

Me and my wife have an on-off relationship. Every time I get on she tells me to get off.

Dec

Santa’s Sack

By Colin O Brien

in Dirty Jokes

+23 -15

Q. Why is Santa’s sack so big?

A. Because he only cums once a year

Jun

Scientific Study

By Bret

in General Jokes

+43 -35

A new scientific study has found that Americans are the fattest group of people on the planet. Chasing the ‘American Dream’ does not count as exercise America.

Apr

Baby

By TimS

in Relationship Jokes

+50 -42

When I found out my girlfriend was having a baby my life really changed. I changed my name, address and phone number.