I hate being bipolar, it’s amazing.
10 reasons why men are lazy:
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What do you call an Indian with a dot on his head? A push start. What do you call an Indian with a turban on his head? A pull start.
Last night my wife told me she doesn’t like giving bl*wjobs because her jaw starts to hurt. Seems to work fine when she talks for hours on end.
Schools have come under pressure recently as large numbers of students have been getting bad exam results. On the plus side pregnancy test results are at an all-time high.
If a parrot is able to recite the Lords Prayer does that make it a bird of prey?