Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Text Message

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -11

Irony is when you get a text message from the wife saying “your an idiot”.

Close

in General Jokes
+44 -36

Someone really close to me died yesterday. Luckily the train wasn’t very busy so I just moved seats.

Priests

in Religious Jokes
+12 -4

Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

Back of Car

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -11

I think I might be the most unlucky person in the world. Last night my wife told me she wants to have sex on the back seat of her car, she was wondering if I could drive.

On Off

in Relationship Jokes
+17 -9

Me and my wife have an on-off relationship. Every time I get on she tells me to get off.

Santa’s Sack

in Dirty Jokes
+23 -15

Q. Why is Santa’s sack so big?

A. Because he only cums once a year