Took my mother-in-law out last night. Loving my new sniper rifle.
They say in show business never work with children or animal. That’s especially true when making adult movies.
Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!
There’s a fine line between standing around next to some water and fishing.
Knock knock, Who’s there? Grandad . . Shiiit, stop the funeral!
How to fight against a women with a knife in 3 steps.
Step 1 – Get some bread. Step 2 – Get some mayonnaise. Step 3 – Tell her to make a sandwich.