Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Amazon Attack

in Sports Jokes
+138 -129

A tribe in the Amazon rain forest is thought to be responsible for a viscous cannibalistic attack on a group of World Cup supporters yesterday while they were hiking. Police have issued a statement warning people to be on the look out for a man with goofy teeth, short black hair and wearing a Uruguay football shirt.

Miley Cyrus

in Dirty Jokes
+29 -20

Miley Cyrus DVD: $15
Tub of Vaseline: $3
XL Box of Tissues: $2

The look of disgust on the cashiers face as you pay: Priceless

Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -7

Q. What do you say to your wife during sex?
A. Nothing.. I don’t phone the wife when I’m having sex.

Apple Apps

in General Jokes
+20 -11

Can’t believe I’ve been banned by Apple from making iPhone apps. Apparently thousands of people complained that my ‘weighing scales’ app broke their phone.

Gym

in General Jokes
+14 -5

Went to the gym today and theres a new machine!
Used it for an hour and felt sick..
Its good though, it does everything
Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers

Fire

in Religious Jokes
+90 -81

Saw a fire breakout at my local mosque yesterday so I reported it to the emergency services.

Hopefully they got my message and did something to help otherwise it will have been a waste of a first class stamp.