The following conversation took place between a husband and wife?
Wife: Have you been kissing ass at work again? Husband: Why do you ask? Wife: Because your breath smells like shit.
How do you make an Indian angry? Press the red button in the middle of their forehead.
I’m proud to say I donated over $10 million to disabled gymnasts in Eastern Europe last year. Apparently they contacted my bank to let me know that ‘the invalid Czechs were bouncing’ which is great news.
If you want to change the world do it while you’re single. Once you get married you can’t even change the TV channel.
Why do deaf people make the best gynecologists?
Because they’re good at reading lips.
A wife can help turn you into a millionaire. If you start off as a billionaire.