The following conversation took place between 2 Irish men who decided to swap parters after a night of drinking.
Conor “That was a great idea swapping partners last night Paddy!” Paddy “Yeah to be sure.. I wonder how the girls got on!”
Just started a rock band that is devoted to making music for people who love cleaning. The band is called ‘OC/DC’.
To make it straight she pulls it. To make it stiff she licks it. To put it in she pushes it. It’s a hell of a job threading a needle.
Knock knock. whose there? “Doorbell repair man“
I never realized how common Tourettes syndrome was until I got a job as a traffic warden.
Just scared the postman today by going to the door naked.
Not sure what scared him more, my body or the fact that I knew where he lived.