Convert your sofa into a sofa-bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.
The government has recently been heavily criticized for spying on people who are playing on Angry Birds. In their defense people who hate pigs have been involved in a lot of terrorist incidents in recent years.
Getting career advice from someone who works as a careers guidance counselor is like getting fashion advice from a homeless person.
Just tried to email a picture of my cock today but I got a message saying
“Recipient may not be able to receive files this large”.
It was a nice boost for my confidence.
Just started a rock band that is devoted to making music for people who love cleaning. The band is called ‘OC/DC’.
Do you know if you sit on the toilet at 11:59pm and the clock strikes midnight, it’s the same shit different day ?