Q. What do you say to your wife during sex? A. Nothing.. I don’t phone the wife when I’m having sex.
Can’t believe I’ve been banned by Apple from making iPhone apps. Apparently thousands of people complained that my ‘weighing scales’ app broke their phone.
Went to the gym today and theres a new machine! Used it for an hour and felt sick.. Its good though, it does everything Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers
Saw a fire breakout at my local mosque yesterday so I reported it to the emergency services.
Hopefully they got my message and did something to help otherwise it will have been a waste of a first class stamp.
I used to work for a Jewish carpenter.
He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure I wasn’t stealing.
Why don’t Greeks get much sleep?
Their pillars are too hard