Yo mamas so fat when she went waterskiing someone tried to shoot her with a harpoon.
My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word ‘cunt’. I suppose she’s got a point, I really should make the effort to learn her mother’s real name.
Convert your sofa into a sofa-bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.
The government has recently been heavily criticized for spying on people who are playing on Angry Birds. In their defense people who hate pigs have been involved in a lot of terrorist incidents in recent years.
Getting career advice from someone who works as a careers guidance counselor is like getting fashion advice from a homeless person.
Just tried to email a picture of my cock today but I got a message saying
“Recipient may not be able to receive files this large”.
It was a nice boost for my confidence.