Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

May

Strain

By The Judge

in General Jokes

+27 -18

Coronavirus has strained many marriages but I’m blessed to be with a loving wife. Just the other morning when I woke up she was holding a pillow over my face to protect me from Covid 19.

Jul

Water Bed

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+14 -5

Just got a water bed, my wife calls it the Dead Sea.

Apr

Wife Died

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+30 -21

My wife died a few months ago. Ever since I’ve been a total mess… no sleep, weight loss, bloodshot eyes, unlaundered clothes… The other day my best friend told me “Steve, you’ve got to stop partying!”

Sep

Waterskiing

By dave

in Yo Mama Jokes

Tags: Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

+36 -27

Yo mamas so fat when she went waterskiing someone tried to shoot her with a harpoon.

Jan

Cinema

By StephanW

in Surreal Jokes

+30 -21

Got thrown out the cinema today for bringing my own food. I couldn’t resist.. the prices are way too high and also I haven’t had a barbecue in months.

Aug

Annoyed

By StephenP

in Relationship Jokes

+19 -10

My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word ‘cunt’. I suppose she’s got a point, I really should make the effort to learn her mother’s real name.