Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Waterskiing

in Yo Mama Jokes
+36 -27

Yo mamas so fat when she went waterskiing someone tried to shoot her with a harpoon.

Annoyed

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -10

My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word ‘cunt’. I suppose she’s got a point, I really should make the effort to learn her mother’s real name.

Sofa Bed DIY Tips

in Relationship Jokes
+33 -24

Convert your sofa into a sofa-bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Angry Birds

in Political Jokes
+29 -20

The government has recently been heavily criticized for spying on people who are playing on Angry Birds. In their defense people who hate pigs have been involved in a lot of terrorist incidents in recent years.

Careers Guidance

in Political Jokes
+26 -17

Getting career advice from someone who works as a careers guidance counselor is like getting fashion advice from a homeless person.

Email

in Dirty Jokes
+27 -18

Just tried to email a picture of my cock today but I got a message saying

“Recipient may not be able to receive files this large”.

It was a nice boost for my confidence.