Why don’t Greeks get much sleep?
Their pillars are too hard
This morning my wife asked me where i want to be buried.
Apparently “balls deep in your sister” wasn’t the right answer.
1 slice of apple pie:
Jamaica $4.50 Bahamas $6.50 Aruba $3.50 Cayman Islands $10.50
These are the real pie rates of the Caribbean.
Just got mugged by an Irish man. He came up to me with a knife and shouted “Give me all your money otherwise you’re geography.” I said “Don’t you mean history?” He said “Don’t try and change the subject. “
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife?
Wife: Have you been kissing ass at work again? Husband: Why do you ask? Wife: Because your breath smells like shit.
How do you make an Indian angry? Press the red button in the middle of their forehead.