Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Oct

Greeks

By Steve Stewart

in Racist Jokes

+43 -34

Why don’t Greeks get much sleep?

Their pillars are too hard

Jan

Burried

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+33 -24

This morning my wife asked me where i want to be buried.

Apparently “balls deep in your sister” wasn’t the right answer.

Jan

Pie

By Stevo

in General Jokes

+16 -7

1 slice of apple pie:

Jamaica $4.50
Bahamas $6.50
Aruba $3.50
Cayman Islands $10.50

These are the real pie rates of the Caribbean.

Jan

Irish Mugger

By Mick

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Irish Jokes

+20 -11

Just got mugged by an Irish man. He came up to me with a knife and shouted “Give me all your money otherwise you’re geography.”
I said “Don’t you mean history?”
He said “Don’t try and change the subject. “

Nov

Kiss Ass

By Jay

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+18 -9

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife?

Wife: Have you been kissing ass at work again?
Husband: Why do you ask?
Wife: Because your breath smells like shit.

Feb

Disabled Gymnasts

By Pete

in Disabled Jokes

+41 -32

I’m proud to say I donated over $10 million to disabled gymnasts in Eastern Europe last year. Apparently they contacted my bank to let me know that ‘the invalid Czechs were bouncing’ which is great news.