A wife can help turn you into a millionaire. If you start off as a billionaire.
What do you call an Indian with a dot on his head? A push start. What do you call an Indian with a turban on his head? A pull start.
My wife died and I couldn’t look at another women for over 10 years.
Now I’m out of jail I think it was probably a price worth paying.
What is 6 inches long, 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? A £50 note.
Just got a water bed, my wife calls it the Dead Sea.
The following conversation took place in a school classroom.
Teacher: Ok Jimmy If you have two apples and your uncle gives you one what would you have? Jimmy: I’d have 2 apples and a sore ass.