My server went down on me today, I love the waitresses at Hooters.
What’s the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
Got sentenced in court yesterday for having indecent images on my computer.
The judge said “How does 5-6 years sound?”
I said, “Sexy.”
6 was afraid of 7 cuz 7 8 9, but why was 10 afraid? Cuz he was in the middle of 9/11
I parked my car outside parliament. “Sir, you can’t park here,” said a cop. “This is where our politicians work.” “Don’t worry, I’ve locked it.”
Just been diagnosed with diabetes. I’m beginning to have doubts about Dr Pepper’s medical qualifications.