Running from your problems never helps… unless the problem is that you’re too fat.
Just seen a sign outside my local church that said “Why ask Google when Jesus has all the answers!”
So I went inside and asked them if they know any good midget p0rn websites.
Can’t believe how much criticism Muslims get nowadays. I think before you criticize them you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry you’ll be a mile away and they won’t have any shoes.
Slept like a baby last night. I kept waking up every few hours to suck on some titties.
If you want to change the world do it while you’re single. Once you get married you can’t even change the TV channel.
A wife can help turn you into a millionaire. If you start off as a billionaire.