If the KKK think white people are so great why do they dress like Muslim Women?
There’s nothing more entertaining than going to watch a marathon live. My favorite part is the reaction of the runner’s face when I give him a cup of vodka.
The only time I hear my wife say “I’m coming” is when I’m holding the elevator door.
Running from your problems never helps… unless the problem is that you’re too fat.
Slept like a baby last night. I kept waking up every few hours to suck on some titties.
Just seen a sign outside my local church that said “Why ask Google when Jesus has all the answers!”
So I went inside and asked them if they know any good midget p0rn websites.