My Dad used to say ‘always fight fire with fire’, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
If the KKK think white people are so great why do they dress like Muslim Women?
The only time I hear my wife say “I’m coming” is when I’m holding the elevator door.
Running from your problems never helps… unless the problem is that you’re too fat.
There’s nothing more entertaining than going to watch a marathon live. My favorite part is the reaction of the runner’s face when I give him a cup of vodka.
How do you make an Indian angry? Press the red button in the middle of their forehead.