Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Dog

in Animal Jokes
+53 -43

My dog minton has eaten all the shuttlecocks.

Badminton

Smart

in Racist Jokes
+50 -40

Went to a party last night. I thought I looked pretty smart, but some Jewish c*nt came up to me and said “The ’70s called… They want their shirt back!” so I said, “The ’40s called… your shower’s ready.”

Rioters

in Racist Jokes
+45 -35

Its ridiculous how the media focuses on black people rioting but when white people riot nobody cares. I’m a shop owner and I’ve never had any problems with black rioters although my shop does mostly sell books.

Teacher

in General Jokes
+38 -28

Did you hear about the teacher with the two lazy eyes? Apparently he can’t control his pupils.

Hitler Married

in Racist Jokes
+84 -74

Q. If Hitler married a black women what would his kid be called?

A. Shitler

Airport Security

in Political Jokes
+30 -20

Just had the following conversation at the airport

Security: Do you mind if we search your luggage?
Me: It depends, what are you looking for?
Security: Drugs
Me: Well in that case, no!