Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Muslims

in Religious Jokes
+80 -70

Can’t believe how much criticism Muslims get nowadays. I think before you criticize them you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry you’ll be a mile away and they won’t have any shoes.

Baby

in Dirty Jokes
+48 -38

Slept like a baby last night. I kept waking up every few hours to suck on some titties.

Dog

in Animal Jokes
+53 -43

My dog minton has eaten all the shuttlecocks.

Badminton

Smart

in Racist Jokes
+50 -40

Went to a party last night. I thought I looked pretty smart, but some Jewish c*nt came up to me and said “The ’70s called… They want their shirt back!” so I said, “The ’40s called… your shower’s ready.”

Rioters

in Racist Jokes
+45 -35

Its ridiculous how the media focuses on black people rioting but when white people riot nobody cares. I’m a shop owner and I’ve never had any problems with black rioters although my shop does mostly sell books.

Teacher

in General Jokes
+38 -28

Did you hear about the teacher with the two lazy eyes? Apparently he can’t control his pupils.