6 was afraid of 7 cuz 7 8 9, but why was 10 afraid? Cuz he was in the middle of 9/11
What’s the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
Got sentenced in court yesterday for having indecent images on my computer.
The judge said “How does 5-6 years sound?”
I said, “Sexy.”
Q. What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? A. Full.
You know those sex houses people put in trees with the little wooden hole for your c*ck. Apparently those are for birds.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears a green dress she looks like a pool table.