Can’t believe how sexist my local gym is. They cancelled my membership because they said apparently “men aren’t allowed in the female shower rooms”.
Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other?A. We better get some support, or people are gonna think were nuts.
The following conversation took place at a flower shop.
Customer: Hi I’m looking for some flowers for my girlfriend. Shop owner: What do you want? Customer: Some sex…
Yo mama so stupid, she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company
Man: Your place or mine? Women: Both, you go to yours and I’ll go to mine.
Facebook should have a limit on the number of times people can change their relationship status.
After five, it ought to default to “Unstable”