Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Sexist Gym

in Dirty Jokes
+41 -28

Can’t believe how sexist my local gym is. They cancelled my membership because they said apparently “men aren’t allowed in the female shower rooms”.

saggy boobs

in Dirty Jokes
+34 -21

Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other?
A. We better get some support, or people are gonna think were nuts.

Flower Shop

in Relationship Jokes
+38 -25

The following conversation took place at a flower shop.

Customer: Hi I’m looking for some flowers for my girlfriend.
Shop owner: What do you want?
Customer: Some sex…

Taco bell

in Yo Mama Jokes
+48 -35

Yo mama so stupid, she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company

Your Place Pick-Up LIne

in Pick Up Lines
+47 -34

Man: Your place or mine?
Women: Both, you go to yours and I’ll go to mine.

Relationship Status

in Relationship Jokes
+22 -9

Facebook should have a limit on the number of times people can change their relationship status.

After five, it ought to default to “Unstable”