Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Mar

Great Plague

By Tom

+45 -31

The following took place about 4’000 years ago.

God: I’m gonna create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!
Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note*
God: Correction, I’m gonna create a great flood!

Jun

Body

By SteveB

in General Jokes

+33 -19

My doctor told me today that I have the body of a 25 year old.
Not sure how he discovered my secret so I decided to kill him and bury them both together.

Aug

Weather

By Abdul

in Religious Jokes

Tags: Muslim Jokes

+74 -60

Q. What do Muslims and weather have in common?
A. They’re both either Sunni or Shiite.

Aug

Adopted

By Brucey

in Relationship Jokes

+27 -13

For me the hardest part of telling my son he was adopted was learning Chinese.

Jul

Alcohol

By Frank

in General Jokes

+49 -35

Some people say alcohol is dangerous but I disagree. The people on the Titanic didn’t die from drinking too much alcohol, they died from drinking too much water.

Jul

Health Care

By Dave

in Political Jokes

+18 -4

Thinking the government is concerned about your health is like thinking a stripper likes you.