Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.
02
Jul

Invisibility Cloak

By Sammy
in Surreal Jokes
+25 -11

Just invented an invisibility cloak. Everything you cover becomes invisible.
Unfortunately you can still see the cloak itself so further work is needed.

03
Jun

Sister

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+20 -6

The following conversation took place between a doctor and his patient:

You had sex with my sister!!
She was lying naked in my office. What was I supposed to do?
The autopsy you sick bastard.

15
Mar

Great Plague

By Tom
in Religious Jokes
+45 -31

The following took place about 4’000 years ago.

God: I’m gonna create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!
Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note*
God: Correction, I’m gonna create a great flood!

30
Jun

Body

By SteveB
in General Jokes
+33 -19

My doctor told me today that I have the body of a 25 year old.
Not sure how he discovered my secret so I decided to kill him and bury them both together.

08
Aug

Weather

By Abdul
in Religious Jokes
Tags:
+74 -60

Q. What do Muslims and weather have in common?
A. They’re both either Sunni or Shiite.

27
Aug

Adopted

By Brucey
in Relationship Jokes
+27 -13

For me the hardest part of telling my son he was adopted was learning Chinese.

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