Q. Why is President Clinton the greatest president of all time? A. Because he was always HARD at work.
Q. What do you call a Hebrew Pokemon?
A. Pikajew
My parents gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday yesterday. I couldn’t find the words to thank them.
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Husband: Yeah that’s true. Wars require strategy, planning and logic.
I’ve always had a difficult relationship with my parents. When I was first born I didn’t speak to them for 2 years.
The police came over to my house last night after me and my wife had an argument. I said “Officer there’s no reason for you to be here tonight, I’ve already tasered her.”