I’m furious. Just found my wife’s profile on an on-line dating website. That lying bitch isn’t, “Fun to be around.”
Q. Why is President Clinton the greatest president of all time? A. Because he was always HARD at work.
Q. What do you call a Hebrew Pokemon?
A. Pikajew
How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Don’t know yet. They keep getting electrocuted.
My parents gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday yesterday. I couldn’t find the words to thank them.
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Husband: Yeah that’s true. Wars require strategy, planning and logic.