What’s green, red, purple and orange? Colours.
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said “Alright, fatty.”
Feeling really alone today so I decided to buy some shares. It’s nice to have a bit of company.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
I’m furious. Just found my wife’s profile on an on-line dating website. That lying bitch isn’t, “Fun to be around.”
Q. Why is President Clinton the greatest president of all time? A. Because he was always HARD at work.