Just seen a man on a tractor shouting about the end of the world.
I think it was farmer Geddon.
Q. What do you call 100 spastics in a swimming pool? A. Vegetable soup
Q. What do you call a Hebrew Pokemon?
A. Pikajew
How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Don’t know yet. They keep getting electrocuted.
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Husband: Yeah that’s true. Wars require strategy, planning and logic.
My parents gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday yesterday. I couldn’t find the words to thank them.