My girlfriends dad is so religious he wouldn’t let us sleep together which is a shame because he’s a really attractive man.
What’s green, red, purple and orange? Colours.
I don’t mind being bossed around as long as the person ordering me about doesn’t mind being told to fuck off.
I’m furious. Just found my wife’s profile on an on-line dating website. That lying bitch isn’t, “Fun to be around.”
Q. Why is President Clinton the greatest president of all time? A. Because he was always HARD at work.
Q. What do you call a Hebrew Pokemon?
A. Pikajew