Went to the zoo yesterday and saw a discarded baguette in the monkey enclosure.
It was bread in captivity.
Do you like discounts when you go shopping? Because if you do you should come to my house, clothing is 100% off.
Four words men hate during sex. “Is it in yet!”
Four words women hate during sex. “Hey honey I’m home!”
The following conversation took place in a hospital.
Doctor: I’m sorry you’ve got AIDs. Patient: Can I have a 2nd opinion? Doctor: Yeah sure, you’re ugly as well.
What’s another word for thesaurus?
Hearing the words “Jesus loves you” in a church it feels nice. Hearing the words “Jesus loves you” in a Mexican prison is quite scary and is usually followed by severe ass pain.