Feeling really alone today so I decided to buy some shares. It’s nice to have a bit of company.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Just seen a man on a tractor shouting about the end of the world.
I think it was farmer Geddon.
Q. What do you call 100 spastics in a swimming pool? A. Vegetable soup
How many swimmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Don’t know yet. They keep getting electrocuted.
Yo momma is so fat, she sat on a TV and turned it into a flat-screen TV.