Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Oct

Political Acting

By Dave

+33 -18

What’s the difference between an actor and a politician? An actor has better script writers with more believable story-lines.

Oct

Kiss

By SteveA

in General Jokes

+29 -14

Have you ever woken up, kissed the person next to you and thanked God that you’re still alive?? I did that this morning. I’m now banned from flying with American Airlines.

May

Piranha Fish

By SteveB

in Animal Jokes

+39 -24

Found out today that Piranha fish can totally remove the flesh from a child’s body in under 5 minutes.
On the downside, I’ve now been fired from my job at the aquarium.

Jun

By Daws

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+29 -14

Putting a pin through all of my best friends condoms seemed like a funny idea at the time.
Backfired though after I found out my wife is now pregnant.

Oct

Look Younger

By Dave

in General Jokes

+27 -12

Appear 10 years younger by telling everybody you are 10 years older than you actually are.

Sep

Sense Of Humor

By Frank

in Religious Jokes

+52 -37

Q. How do you know God has a sense of humor?
A. Because he designed mens bodies to become more stiff with age except in the place they need it.