Yo mama is so stupid she has to sing the happy birthday song to remember her name.
When you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it called rape … or shoplifting?
I told my parents today: “Mum, Dad… I’ve decided to live on my own from now on.” “Okay, cool,” they replied. “Your luggage is outside,” I added.
Girlfriend died last night in the middle of oral. It was a bit of a blow.
Yo mama is so ugly she was hired by a prison to cure sex offenders.
What do you call a man who randomly attacks people with his lower forearm?
A terror wrist.