Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Santa Claus

in Political Jokes
+38 -20

Before you mock children who believe in Santa remember there are still adults who believe the mainstream media.

Workout Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+48 -30

Interesting fact, having sex burns 50 calories per minute. Fancy coming back to my place for a workout?

Happy Birthday

in Yo Mama Jokes
+66 -48

Yo mama is so stupid she has to sing the happy birthday song to remember her name.

Without Her Permission

in Dirty Jokes
+46 -28

When you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it called rape … or shoplifting?

Parents

in Relationship Jokes
+37 -19

I told my parents today:  “Mum, Dad… I’ve decided to live on my own from now on.”  “Okay, cool,” they replied. “Your luggage is outside,” I added.

Oral

in Dirty Jokes
+59 -41

Girlfriend died last night in the middle of oral. It was a bit of a blow.