Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Multitasking

in Relationship Jokes
+37 -19

Today my wife told me that women are better at multitasking than men so I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what.. she couldn’t do either.

Unemployment Office

in General Jokes
+30 -12

The worst part about getting fired from my job at the unemployment office was that I still had to show up the next day.

Supermarket

in Relationship Jokes
+34 -16

The following conversation took place between a married couple.

Wife: Your c*ck reminds me of a supermarket.
Husband: Why? Is it because it’s large and supplies your every need?
Wife: No.. it’s because its Lidl

Termite Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+46 -28

Are you a termite because you look like you would really enjoy a mouth full of wood.

Guide Dogs

in Animal Jokes, Disabled Jokes
+113 -95

Who cleans up after guide dogs?

Some Guy

in General Jokes
+34 -16

Some guy at work today said I was really bad with names.