Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Tissue Paper

in Dirty Jokes
+34 -16

Why couldn’t the tissue paper cross the the road?
…………it got stuck in the crack.

Slugs

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+27 -9

What if slugs are just divorced snails?

Home-Improvement Loan

in Relationship Jokes
+28 -10

Just had a strange conversation with my wife about getting a home-improvement loan. She offered me $5,000 to move out.

Unemployment Office

in General Jokes
+30 -12

The worst part about getting fired from my job at the unemployment office was that I still had to show up the next day.

Supermarket

in Relationship Jokes
+34 -16

The following conversation took place between a married couple.

Wife: Your c*ck reminds me of a supermarket.
Husband: Why? Is it because it’s large and supplies your every need?
Wife: No.. it’s because its Lidl

Termite Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+46 -28

Are you a termite because you look like you would really enjoy a mouth full of wood.