Before you mock children who believe in Santa remember there are still adults who believe the mainstream media.
Interesting fact, having sex burns 50 calories per minute. Fancy coming back to my place for a workout?
Yo mama is so stupid she has to sing the happy birthday song to remember her name.
When you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it called rape … or shoplifting?
I told my parents today: “Mum, Dad… I’ve decided to live on my own from now on.” “Okay, cool,” they replied. “Your luggage is outside,” I added.
Girlfriend died last night in the middle of oral. It was a bit of a blow.