Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Charge

in Dirty Jokes
+41 -22

I read a story in the newspaper the other day about a father who paid his daughter for sex. I was absolutely disgusted.

What kind of daughter charges her own father?

Lord of The Rings

in Relationship Jokes
+30 -11

Reading Lord of the Rings at the moment. Apparently Gollum used to be normal but wearing the ring drained him of energy.

Reminds me a lot of my marriage.

Unemployment Office

in General Jokes
+30 -12

The worst part about getting fired from my job at the unemployment office was that I still had to show up the next day.

Supermarket

in Relationship Jokes
+34 -16

The following conversation took place between a married couple.

Wife: Your c*ck reminds me of a supermarket.
Husband: Why? Is it because it’s large and supplies your every need?
Wife: No.. it’s because its Lidl

Termite Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+46 -28

Are you a termite because you look like you would really enjoy a mouth full of wood.

Guide Dogs

in Animal Jokes, Disabled Jokes
+113 -95

Who cleans up after guide dogs?