Q. Who has the best business model someone who deals drugs or a stripper? A. A stripper because she can wash her crack and sell it again.
Reading Lord of the Rings at the moment. Apparently Gollum used to be normal but wearing the ring drained him of energy.
Reminds me a lot of my marriage.
Why couldn’t the tissue paper cross the the road? …………it got stuck in the crack.
What if slugs are just divorced snails?
Just had a strange conversation with my wife about getting a home-improvement loan. She offered me $5,000 to move out.
Today my wife told me that women are better at multitasking than men so I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what.. she couldn’t do either.