I read a story in the newspaper the other day about a father who paid his daughter for sex. I was absolutely disgusted.
What kind of daughter charges her own father?
Reading Lord of the Rings at the moment. Apparently Gollum used to be normal but wearing the ring drained him of energy.
Reminds me a lot of my marriage.
The worst part about getting fired from my job at the unemployment office was that I still had to show up the next day.
The following conversation took place between a married couple.
Wife: Your c*ck reminds me of a supermarket. Husband: Why? Is it because it’s large and supplies your every need? Wife: No.. it’s because its Lidl
Are you a termite because you look like you would really enjoy a mouth full of wood.
Who cleans up after guide dogs?