The following conversation took place between me and my uncle.
Uncle: The camera on my new IPhone, it’s amazing. It even works under water. Me: That’s great uncle Steve, but can I please finish my bath now??
Question: What do you call a Muslim man, with a backpack, on a bus? Answer: A normal everyday passenger, you racist.
Are you an archaeologist because I have a bone I would like you to inspect.
The best part about getting a blow job is my girlfriend not being able to speak.
What’s the difference between a woman and a terrorist?? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Did you hear about the soldier who survived being attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray.
He’s now become a seasoned veteran.