Woman with breast implants = Cheap and fake Woman with breast implants that has a squeaky toy inside = Genius
Are you an archaeologist because I have a bone I would like you to inspect.
The best part about getting a blow job is my girlfriend not being able to speak.
Did you hear about the soldier who survived being attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray.
He’s now become a seasoned veteran.
Q. Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?
A. Because he had a crack addiction.
What’s the difference between a woman and a terrorist?? You can negotiate with a terrorist.